August 05, 2011
Sokoblovsky Farms | Russia's Finest Purveyors of Miniature Lap Giraffes
Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg
Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves
Health problems: none. They are the best.
Gestation: 420 days
Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.
Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need.
Sokoblovsky Farms - Russia's Finest Purveyors of Miniature Lap Giraffes
(Yes, it's a joke. It's a brilliant promotional site for DirecTV.)