One of the funniest things I've read in awhile – handy tips for people afraid of flying.
My fave is:
8. Board the plane. Trace a bunch of religious symbolism on the outside of the plane with your finger as you walk through the door. Instant God-force-shield. Draw a little Yoda too, just to be safe. If you have time, a Dumbledore.
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