January 22, 2007
Happy birthday, Martina!
Ah, my dear Kinky:
Another year older, wiser, more gorgeous and STILL NOT ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE OCEAN.
Something must be done about your living-in-exile situation. I mean, how am I supposed to take you out for birthday drinks when you're so very, very far away???
I can only wish you happiness, love, longevity and many free airline tickets, my friend.
p.s. Here's a lovely birthday poem for you:
21 MAXIMS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND ON HER BIRTHDAY by Jin Haishu
(Picture of the birthday girl swiped and vandalized from swissmiss's flickr account. Click the link to see the beautiful original photo.)