If you haven't signed up for it yet, you should. Seriously. Very few things make me laugh like Jon and Shea's weekly update for their print store. F'rinstance, this is from this week's newsletter:
I love new years, the concept in general. As someone naturally prone to reflection and nostalgia, it's healthy to take a last look back on the former year before resolving to leave it all behind. So I'm taking my cold pills and cough syrup out for a night on the town. Anyone looking for a midnight kiss better have some serious socialized health care, suckerzzz.
As well as a solid understanding of jujitsu. My defensive karate skills are both spastic and fierce.