From the creators of USB-Heated Slippers and Desktop Plasma Balls, the Home LED Lamp has all the moodish versatility of a sad, rollerblading magician dressed as a mermaid, plus the enhanced longevity and energy efficiency of LED technology. It fits into an ordinary socket, and unlike, say, a mirrored disco ball, is innocuous enough not to be noticed until it's put to terrifying use. With a discreet command from the accompanying remote, it'll dim or toggle through 16 colors -- going amber for a relaxing dinner, to purple for dancing and grabbing your crotch, back to white for your frantic plea that she not call the police.
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"all the moodish versatility of a sad, rollerblading magician dressed as a mermaid..."
poetry. sheer poetry.
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