Jellyfish are Swiss.

Think of a jellyfish, bobbing along happily off the shore of Lake Geneva, about to take its first steps towards the advancement of the species, and the birth of chocolate fondue. The first question would naturally be 'Why bother coming inland? What is there that could possibly make you want to explore Switzerland in any detail whatsoever? The streets may be clean, but the price of living is ludicrous, especially if you don't have any pockets' But even if you had been there and had asked that question at that vital moment in history, the jellyfish would not have heard you. Why? Because unlike voles and llamas, jellyfish do not have any ears. And anyway it was a Swiss German jellyfish.

Animal Reviews :: The Jellyfish