Tonight's special

...is two olive-garnished meat patties with cheese, two hot dogs in a bun slathered with some kind of oniony coleslaw and a side of gherkins. For dessert we have pancakes with maple syrup served directly on the table. Our house red wine is perfect match for both the entree and dessert.

I don't know if the picture can possibly beat that description. Judge for yourself. (The pancakes on the table statement made me laugh harder than anything I've read in years.)

Archie McFee | Creepy Food Placemats

My second favorite item is the Jumbo Pencil. I don't know why. Giant office supplies are just funny.