"Hello, BB? This is Horshack..."

I watched a show on Trio last night -- The Pop Culture Round Up: White Noise. It was surprisingly smart and funny (especially the White Noise Players, doing interpretive readings of Reality TV show scripts), and took a nice, catty look at 2003 pop culture.

In a segment called "Things We Like," they mentioned the following web site. It's truly as cheap and embarrassing and awful as it sounds. For a mere $30, you can have a C- or D-list actor call someone you love and deliver a personal message from you. It's not a recording. The celebrity actually CALLS.

The idea of The Hulk or Willis or that woman from Saturday Night Fever calling me personally gives me the fremps SO BAD, words fail me.

Hollywood Is Calling
Be sure to scroll down to see the celebrities...