The Killer Whale Submarine.

FOR $90K YOU CAN OWN A KILLER WHALE SUBMARINE FOR TWO. THAT IS ALL.

p.s. If you don't watch the video, your life will be poorer for it.

The Killer Whale Submarine - Hammacher Schlemmer

(via the kind of finding all the weird things on the internet, Ryan at Northern Ground)

Easter Cake Wreck.

I actually don't agree that all of them are cake wrecks, but this one is terrifying and awesomely cake wrecky.


Cake Wrecks: Easter? Is That You?

So dumb, but it makes me laugh.

10 Weird Appliance Combinations.

10 Bizarre But Useful Appliance Combinations | My Bad Pad

FYI - The future is now.

I ran across these today. I'm kinda freaked out.

DOG CLONING
Best Friends Again



PLAN YOUR OWN FUNERAL ONLINE
MyWonderfulLife :: Your Own Funeral Planning Website

Marital rating scale, 1939.

Well, this explains a lot. (Click image for detail.)


(Jen, while PJ's away, you have a LOT to work on. Hop to it.)

Monitor on Psychology - Husbands, rate your wives

(Again, via Andy Farrell)

Um, who EXACTLY is the audience for this?

Dress Fiddy?


50 Cent - Stardoll - Fame, fashion and friends

See all your bizarre options here.

Sperm For Tickets.

If this is for real (and it appears it is), I weep quietly for the future. It feels a bit like offering a 10-year-old a Wii for his kidney.


Again - IF this is for real - it's been so popular, they're not taking any more donations at this point.

Sperm For Tickets - Sperm Donation, Fertility Clinic

(via b3ta.com)