This is so pathetic.

People will actually pay 50 DOLLARS (+ S&H) to put a little timer on their table that flashes a green light every 30 seconds to tell them when to take a bite. Or every 5 minutes "as a reminder to evaluate your level of hunger or food satisfaction. When you detect the first twinge of satisfaction, you simply quit eating."

If I ever see one of these in a restaurant, I swear I'll smack its owner upside the head.

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