Okay. Two problems with this.

1) If it's protecting CHILDREN why isn't it "Protection From Child Pornography Week?" (tip from numberonehitsong.com)

2) He'd probably get a lot more support if it was "Protection From Pornography SPAM Week." I'd consider voting him back into office if he could rid my In box of ads for horny housewives and men who are, apparently, three inches too small.

Nah. I'd still vote against him. But I'd give him props for helpin' me out.

Protection From Pornography Week 2003